Poker Face

So i have been watching poker after dark for at least 5 months and i still don't know a thing about poker it sucks because well i would really like to learn not sure why but it looks fun and well ill let you guys in on a little secret every now and then i stand in front of the mirror and practice my poker face and i think i have a really good one but have no one to use it on so its just for my own little entertainment.